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Offline barl5

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #105 on: March 26, 2009, 11:50:09 PM »
Stall 2 is the Number #1 used stall in the universe. Avoid Stall 2 at all costs or face getting the clap and any other germs floating in the air. LOL

My public toilet rule: As long as the seat is drip free and the bowl is flushed and there is paper on the roll, it's gonna be occupied by me.  :ROFL2:



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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #106 on: March 26, 2009, 11:52:00 PM »
I go in which ever one has the most toilet paper!!!!!! But, I don't sit on the seat anyways!!!!
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #107 on: March 26, 2009, 11:52:51 PM »
And if you want to talk about nasty how bout that cowburger you want for lunch!! Cows are so gross they poop on themselves!!!!!!

Different theory....I cook everything so well done...nothing could possibly survive...just ask mel what I can ask them to do to my steak...
I said WELL DONE...that means burned...blackened...and dry.  Perfect.
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #108 on: March 26, 2009, 11:53:33 PM »
I go in which ever one has the most toilet paper!!!!!! But, I don't sit on the seat anyways!!!!

SO YOU ARE THE REASON THERE ARE DRIPS ON THE SEAT!!!!!!!!!
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #109 on: March 26, 2009, 11:53:44 PM »
Stall 2 is the Number #1 used stall in the universe. Avoid Stall 2 at all costs or face getting the clap and any other germs floating in the air. LOL

My public toilet rule: As long as the seat is drip free and the bowl is flushed and there is paper on the roll, it's gonna be occupied by me.  :ROFL2:

stall #1...is the least used.  Most clean bathroom stall in a row of bathroom toliets.  Everyone always walks by the first one.  Think about it.
Its the one, I only use.  How many times have you went to a expo center and rows and rows of stalls?  Did you go in the first one??
Most people will say no....therefore....that's my choice!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:


And do you know why they skip the first one? Becuase you can see everyone coming in through the crack of the door and if you can see them then they must be able to see you and who wants that so skip #1 and find another one!

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #110 on: March 26, 2009, 11:54:14 PM »
I go in which ever one has the most toilet paper!!!!!! But, I don't sit on the seat anyways!!!!

girl if you think i am gonna sit on that seat?? you are wrong!! no wayyyyyyy.....I am a hover-er.... :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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« Reply #111 on: March 26, 2009, 11:55:19 PM »
Laura you remind me of my sister. If she gets mayo on her hand she pukes!!!!!! We love to torment her with it!!!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

I can totally relate. Can't tell you how many burgers I have thrown away because they made them with mayo.

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« Reply #112 on: March 26, 2009, 11:55:29 PM »
oddball fact of the day...

Ever read the name brand of the latch on the bathroom doors at Waco?

I did.

They are called Hide-A-Heinie.

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« Reply #113 on: March 26, 2009, 11:55:58 PM »
Hey...I resent being called a dripper....I politely wipe what is dripped....
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« Reply #114 on: March 26, 2009, 11:56:43 PM »
If I sprinkle when I tinkle, I am a sweety and I wipe the Seaty!!!! Heaven forbid they only have a porta potty, I would rather have it running down my leg!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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« Reply #115 on: March 26, 2009, 11:56:54 PM »
I go in which ever one has the most toilet paper!!!!!! But, I don't sit on the seat anyways!!!!

girl if you think i am gonna sit on that seat?? you are wrong!! no wayyyyyyy.....I am a hover-er.... :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

Et tu Brutus? THUS the reason I don't use stall #1.
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« Reply #116 on: March 26, 2009, 11:57:14 PM »
And if you want to talk about nasty how bout that cowburger you want for lunch!! Cows are so gross they poop on themselves!!!!!!

Different theory....I cook everything so well done...nothing could possibly survive...just ask mel what I can ask them to do to my steak...
I said WELL DONE...that means burned...blackened...and dry.  Perfect.


That's just wasting a good cut of meat!! Must be medium rare where it will almost bellar back at ya!!!

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #117 on: March 26, 2009, 11:57:26 PM »
oddball fact of the day...

Ever read the name brand of the latch on the bathroom doors at Waco?

I did.

They are called Hide-A-Heinie.

 :ROFL2:

Thats a purdyyyyyyyy excitin' life you got there Mel..... :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
Read any good hinges lately?? :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #118 on: March 26, 2009, 11:58:43 PM »
And if you want to talk about nasty how bout that cowburger you want for lunch!! Cows are so gross they poop on themselves!!!!!!

Different theory....I cook everything so well done...nothing could possibly survive...just ask mel what I can ask them to do to my steak...
I said WELL DONE...that means burned...blackened...and dry.  Perfect.


That's just wasting a good cut of meat!! Must be medium rare where it will almost bellar back at ya!!!

Cooking a steak well done is an affront to our ancestors who came before there was fire. It's also a mortal sin to kill a cow twice.
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says....

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« Reply #119 on: March 26, 2009, 11:59:35 PM »
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Hubby thinks I am crazy cuz I keep laughing, typing, laughing, typing!!!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
As long as you can't imagine it, as long as you can't see it, then it is not going to happen for you!