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Offline acheela

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You might be a barrel racer if.....
« on: August 25, 2005, 09:49:21 PM »
 <:) You have more bits than your city counterpart has shoes.
 <:) You think black and blue is a normal color for your shins.
 <:) You go to town in your little run-about, and freak out because you don't see the trailer in your rear-view mirror.
 <:) Your horse has a chiropractor, massage therapist, psychic, sports medicine specialist, nutririonist, equine body balancer, and a pedicurist, and you don't even have a family doctor.
 <:) You can write out a $200 check to any of the above without blinking an eye.
 <:) You spend more time living in your horse trailer than your house.
 <:) Your idea of a perfect holiday is spending it at a clinic or a barrel race.
 <:) You've ever been hung over in the morning from tractor fumes.
 <:) You've ever been on your horse at 4:30 in the morning after 20 minutes of sleep, because you drew #871, but you're happy because you got the top of the ground...
« Last Edit: October 25, 2005, 01:46:30 PM by Bob Gould »
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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2005, 12:34:27 AM »
Too cute!! :()&
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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2005, 10:17:16 PM »
yea to cute and prety much to true!  :no: :yes: :)/\\ <ROCKON>

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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2005, 11:57:38 PM »
 rofl rofl soooooooo true  >:D  can I add one?? you drive a 30,000 truck, pull a 60,000 trailer, horse cost 50,000 and you gripe cuz the entry fee is 50.00 (hi there)

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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2005, 01:45:47 PM »
 rofl  rofl lol Spppittt too funny but true
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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2005, 01:10:53 PM »
rofl rofl soooooooo true  >:D  can I add one?? you drive a 30,000 truck, pull a 60,000 trailer, horse cost 50,000 and you gripe cuz the entry fee is 50.00 (hi there)

roflmao oh heck yea on that one !!
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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2005, 01:25:05 PM »
a couple more, You tell your friends you would have won but you ran to fast.                                                               Your horse has insurance but you don't.                 You go brain dead everytime you cross a timer.
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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2006, 12:00:16 AM »
 <:)I love that one and How true it is.

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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2006, 12:48:00 PM »
Here's another...

You have to go shopping for matching boots for your horse's blanket.

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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2006, 01:17:14 PM »
You might be a Barrel racer  if you  spend 200$ on your horses shoes, but u have a fit when your boots cost 100$
« Last Edit: July 21, 2006, 01:19:42 PM by ParisCowgirl7 »

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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2006, 01:49:08 PM »
Or if on your last trip you got lost because you made one right and two lefts!! or If your horse trailer has more square footage than your house.
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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2006, 10:42:39 PM »
  <:)  heck i know thats true!!! /|\\

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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2007, 03:44:29 PM »
 Spppittt   omg! that's so cute. ok here is one more: when you have hay in your hair and you think it's a fashion statement.

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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2007, 10:20:33 PM »
How about when you get done with a barrel racing and you meet your freinds at the bar with your hair still in a ponytail and dirt all over cause you wanted to make it before last call!!
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Re: You might be a barrel racer if.....
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2007, 10:59:30 PM »
thats pretty bad when I can relate to some of these lol
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