You guys have a lot of Texas jokes on here, I thought I'd share some of my favorites from my area.
This is going to be funny to those of you, who like me, live in Wisconsin and most of these are true.
You might be from Wisconsin if...
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
You refer to the Packers as "we".
At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.
You can make sense out of the words "UPNORT" and "BATREE".
Your have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
You can identify a Michigan accent.
You know what "cow-tipping" is.
You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.
"Down south" to you means Chicago.
Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.
The "big three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee and PBR.
A brat is something that you eat.
You have no problems spelling "Milwaukee".
You consider Madison "exotic".
You got a passport to go to Minnesota.
Your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers.
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of PBR.
You've seen a hodag.
You used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday.
You know that Gotham is a real city.
You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc and Menomonie.
You know what a bubbler is.
The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
Your Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.
You go out for fish fry every Friday.
You go to work in a snowsuit every morning and return home wearing shorts.
When you tell someone where you are from they say: "I thought that was part of Canada".
Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive into a giant beer mug.
Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring, the 4th of July and Fall.
You know how to polka.
Your idea of diversity is having black, brown and white cows.
You drink "soda" and refer to your father as "pop".
Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a BLACK baseball cap.
You tried to tap the "Worlds Largest Six Pack".
Your children describe their summer vacation our of state as a "trip to Door County".
You are unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
You go to Florida to get a tan in August.
You caught a fish in Lake Michigan that glowed in the dark.
You define the swimming season as "Labor Day Weekend".
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
You know where the city of Waunaukee is AND can pronounce it.
You can visit Luxemborg, Holland, Balgium, Denmark and Poland all in the same afternoon.
You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.
You actually know what Schaeffer's Beer is and you like it.
You know what Euchre and Sheepshead are.
You have been involved in a "drive-by hay bailing".
Two words: "Leinenkugels Beer".
Your refer to stop lights as "stop & go lights".
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I could put a checkmark next to nearly every one.
