Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals,
recently accused Delbert of being an alcoholic, because she saw
his pickup truck parked outside the town's bar.
Delbert, hearing of this said nothing. Later that evening, he parked
his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.
Delbert's Quote Of The Week: "If Walmart's lowering prices everyday,
why isn't anything free yet?"
