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Title: Old cowhand
Post by: jenijill on January 12, 2005, 10:40:18 AM

 

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
 

Title: Re: Old cowhand
Post by: RazHorse7 on January 12, 2005, 04:31:27 PM

I've heard that one before, but somehow it still keeps me smiling. <COLOR GRIN>
 <:) >PEACE< BB)

Title: Re: Old cowhand
Post by: BarrelChasinBratt on November 03, 2011, 09:49:43 AM

 :D

Title: Re: Old cowhand
Post by: wars on November 03, 2011, 10:11:09 AM

YOU CATS ARE ON A ROLL!!!!!!  WARS ::) ;)

Title: Re: Old cowhand
Post by: jnew on November 15, 2011, 03:17:21 PM

lol

Title: Re: Old cowhand
Post by: eirrr on July 22, 2012, 10:53:05 PM

Live like a gypsy, party like a pirate, BUT rodeo like a rockstar!!



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