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General Category => General Discussion => Jokes => Topic started by: acheela on August 25, 2005, 09:49:21 PM
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<:) You have more bits than your city counterpart has shoes.
<:) You think black and blue is a normal color for your shins.
<:) You go to town in your little run-about, and freak out because you don't see the trailer in your rear-view mirror.
<:) Your horse has a chiropractor, massage therapist, psychic, sports medicine specialist, nutririonist, equine body balancer, and a pedicurist, and you don't even have a family doctor.
<:) You can write out a $200 check to any of the above without blinking an eye.
<:) You spend more time living in your horse trailer than your house.
<:) Your idea of a perfect holiday is spending it at a clinic or a barrel race.
<:) You've ever been hung over in the morning from tractor fumes.
<:) You've ever been on your horse at 4:30 in the morning after 20 minutes of sleep, because you drew #871, but you're happy because you got the top of the ground...
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Too cute!! :()&
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yea to cute and prety much to true! :no: :yes: :)/\\ <ROCKON>
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rofl rofl soooooooo true >:D can I add one?? you drive a 30,000 truck, pull a 60,000 trailer, horse cost 50,000 and you gripe cuz the entry fee is 50.00 (hi there)
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rofl rofl lol Spppittt too funny but true
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rofl rofl soooooooo true >:D can I add one?? you drive a 30,000 truck, pull a 60,000 trailer, horse cost 50,000 and you gripe cuz the entry fee is 50.00 (hi there)
roflmao oh heck yea on that one !!
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a couple more, You tell your friends you would have won but you ran to fast. Your horse has insurance but you don't. You go brain dead everytime you cross a timer.
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<:)I love that one and How true it is.
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Here's another...
You have to go shopping for matching boots for your horse's blanket.
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You might be a Barrel racer if you spend 200$ on your horses shoes, but u have a fit when your boots cost 100$
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Or if on your last trip you got lost because you made one right and two lefts!! or If your horse trailer has more square footage than your house.
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<:) heck i know thats true!!! /|\\
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Spppittt omg! that's so cute. ok here is one more: when you have hay in your hair and you think it's a fashion statement.
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How about when you get done with a barrel racing and you meet your freinds at the bar with your hair still in a ponytail and dirt all over cause you wanted to make it before last call!!
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thats pretty bad when I can relate to some of these lol
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hahah. i can relate. lol.
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Now thats FUNNY stuff right there! I dont care who you are..... :ROFL2:
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I tell ya what's sad, I have actually freaked out because I didn't see the trailer in the rearview mirror, but at least I was driving the truck!! hehehe. I have also been in the CAR, and made the wide turns to compensate for the "trailer" that wasn't there... I also used to drive all over town pulling my little 2 horse with no horse in it, because I was constantly hauling horses here and there, and there was no sense in taking it off... hehehe
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Here's another one,
When you've got no time to get to a barrel race, but your headed that way anyway, your truck breaks down so you suck it up and ask your x to use his truck, get pulled over for speeding and talk your way out of getting thrown in jail over a warrant from the other speeding ticket you got on your way to the last barrel race.....run out of gas (because you just know you can make it there on fumes) and get a good looking cowboy to help on that, and he becomes your new x, get there just in time to run, get about an hour sleep before you have to do it again the next morning.....not win a dime!!! And still say it was worth it! Yea, it happened.
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Here's another one,
When you've got no time to get to a barrel race, but your headed that way anyway, your truck breaks down so you suck it up and ask your x to use his truck, get pulled over for speeding and talk your way out of getting thrown in jail over a warrant from the other speeding ticket you got on your way to the last barrel race.....run out of gas (because you just know you can make it there on fumes) and get a good looking cowboy to help on that, and he becomes your new x, get there just in time to run, get about an hour sleep before you have to do it again the next morning.....not win a dime!!! And still say it was worth it! Yea, it happened.
Yea, But you know you looked spectacular when it all happened.. LOL
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And you might be a barrel racer if.....
you never tell your husband how or where to park except when you get to a rodeo.
he is driving too fast pulling the trailer you say to your horse "hang on.." but if you are driving you say "stand up".
you are running late to the rodeo and your husband always has some last minute dumb thing to do before you are rushing out
the door like taking out the trash.
you are running late to a rodeo and need to jump in the truck and go, but he is out there checking your oil.
you park in the same place the next night because you got a check the first night when you parked there!
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More:
Your lucky shirt is held together with safety pins and duct tape.
You take your own temperature and think 102 is normal...
You can eat a taco on the way to a race and stay in the lines without dropping anything.
Your husband says he has a backache and you head to the barn to get the Banamine and Bigel Oil.
Your friend goes to borrow your hairbrush and has to pull horse hair out of it first
You spend more on your feed bill then your grocery bill.
Ditto the shoes.
And meds.
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These are great - keep em coming.
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If you smooch to the barrel racers horses for them when watching the NFR.
If you refuse to take any pills the doctor prescribes because its a hassle but u will lovingly crunch up whatevers nessecary and mix it with water and syrup in a huge syringe with the top cut off to make sure old Speedy is healthy.
If u drive like a maniac without a trailer but get road rage at fellow maniacs when ur pulling horses.
If ur husband is considering taking amature videographer classes because u complain about his filming yet still make him do it.
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More like your horse care/trailer/and saddle equal up to more than you spent on your house.
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LOL too cute and true!!