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Offline dixie_cowgurl321

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no arms,no legs.
« on: May 24, 2007, 06:12:07 PM »

once upon a time there was a couple who live on a hill.
the man and his wife had a baby boy named jimmy.
jimmy was born with no arms or a body or legs.

hes was just a head

jimmy had to stay hooked up to machines for months.but he survived and was a healthy child.
everyday when he went to school his mom would just open up the front door and roll him down the big hill and the crossing guard would stop traffic and jimmy would roll right over the street and into school.

..but one day when jimmy came home from school he told his mom that he wanted to run and play like all of the other kids.
his mom told him to pray real hard every night and the lord would give him legs.

so jimmy prayed and prayed until he couldn't pray anymore.

the next morning,jimmy woke up and there they were.HE HAD LEGS!
jimmy was so excited he ran right out the door and down the hill.and then before he got to school...

SMACK!!!!

a car hit him...
the next day was the funeral and after the peacher got done preaching...
he looked up at everyone and said"well i think theres only one thing we can learn from little jimmy's death....."


"YOU NEED TO QUIT WHIL YOU'RE A HEAD!!"

Offline Bob Gould

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Re: no arms,no legs.
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2007, 09:16:23 AM »
Hardy Har HAr
This came to me while chopping wood the other day. You've heard don't sweat the small stuff. I say save it for later and use it for kindling

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Re: no arms,no legs.
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2007, 10:58:14 AM »