~WHAT DOCTORS DON'T KNOW~
> >
> > A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
> house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
> break something.
> >
> > The boy continues. "Johnny" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going
> to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to
> the store.
> >
> > Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and
> it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries
> gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in
> time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't
> believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere!
> >
> > She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls
> her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he
> assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
> >
> > When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his
> knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally he takes out his
> pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP!
> >
> > The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls,
> etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says "I've been in
> this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever
> actually SEEN a fart!"
> >
