Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves.
Why didn't the girl go to work in the wool factory?
Because she was too young to dye.
What does every girl have that she can always count on?
Fingers.
When a red headed girl falls into water, what is the first thing she does?
Gets wet.
If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?
Dead.
'Long Walk' by Miss D. Bus.
In the Country' by Theresa Green.
Black magic - by Sue Pernatural
I caught the Loch Ness Monster - by Janet A.Big-wun.
Bobby B: What happened to you ?
Pam C: I fell while I was riding.
Bobby B: Horseback ?
Pam C: I don't know. I'll find out when I get back to the barn.
Bobby B: Did you put the cat out ?
Pam C: Why, is it on fire ?
Donald C: It's hard for my wife to eat.
Bobby B: Why ?
Donald C: She can't bear to stop talking.
Why did your Pam C give cough syrup to the pony ?
Because someone told her it was a little horse.
Why was Pam C fired from her job as an elevator operator ?
Because she couldn't remember the route.
