Subject: FW: Amish farmer stuff
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts:
"Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back:
"I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If
you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English."
The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
