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Offline Katy Holloway

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Morning funny.......or is it?
« on: April 15, 2008, 10:02:54 AM »
Fact to ponder:

A.  The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.

B.  Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.

C.  Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.  (Statistics courtesy of USDept of Health Human Services)
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A.  The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (Yes, 80 million!)

B.  Accidental gun deaths, all age groups, is 1,500.

C.  Accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188 (Stats courtesy of FBI)
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Soooooo, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times  more dangerous than gun owners!!!!!!

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do!

Fact:  Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has a doctor!!!

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.  We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!
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Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!!!
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea!


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Re: Morning funny.......or is it?
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 11:00:23 AM »
 :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

Love it!!
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Re: Morning funny.......or is it?
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2008, 12:59:11 PM »
Hey this isn't funny. It's true.
This came to me while chopping wood the other day. You've heard don't sweat the small stuff. I say save it for later and use it for kindling

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Re: Morning funny.......or is it?
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2008, 06:34:04 AM »
Amen  >MEAN<
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