Subject: Prenuptial Agreement - Cajun Style
Boudreaux done got old and his chilren put him in the old folks home near Breaux Bridge, Louisiana where he met a lovely lady from Texas.
Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he din want to do nutin dat were aganst his religion, no.
So he dun propose marriage to her. Now both Boudreaux and Mable was in their 80's.
Mable went and told everyone at the Senior Citizens home the good news. Renee, Mable's Best friend told her that since she was very rich and Boudreaux was, well, not worth too much, that she should insist on a Prenuptial Agreement.
Mable was sitting on the porch swing with Boudreaux and she told him she would marry him if he would sign a prenuptial agreement.
Boudreaux told Mable I'll sign dat agreement, You bet, 'cause I luv you so much.'
Mable got out her pen and paper and started:
She said: I want to keep my house in Texas with all the oil wells.
He said: Das fine with me. I'll keep my lil' place On the bayou.
She said: I want to keep my new Cadillac.
He said: Das fine with me.....I'll keep my ole pick up truck.
She said: I want to keep my yacht and summer home in Padre Island.
He said: Das fine with me. I'll keep my pirogue On de bayou.
She said: I want to keep all my jewelry.
He said: Da's fine with me. I'll keep my Timex watch.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week!
He said: Okay........put me down for Fridays!
