DEAR GUS,
WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY THAT YOUR OWNER IS PLASTERING YOUR NAME
ALL OVER THESE PAGES OF THIS FORUM?? WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW IS IF YOU
THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL OR WHAT?? YOU THINK YOU ARE A "BIG SHOT" OR
SOMETHING? WELL, ME AND MY PARTNAS GOT US A QUESTION.....
WHY DOES YOUR RIDER HAVE THOSE UGLY LEGS? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET
AWAY WITH TELLING EVERYONE JOKER DID THAT BEFORE YOU?? WE THINK IT WAS
YOU THAT PUT ALL THOSE UGLY LITTLE SCARS ON HER LEGS IN PRACTICE.
GUSSIE! WE ARE ASHAMED OF YOU!! WE HAVE NEVER EVER DONE ANYTHING
IN OUR CAREERS TO EMBARRASS OR DISILLUSION OUR RIDERS! ITS BECAUSE WE
ALWAYS MAKE "SURE" WE ARE SUPER EASY TO RIDE JUST TO MAKE THEM LOOK
GOOD!! NOW....WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT??
SIGNED,
LITTLE BIT
DEEZY
JET
GABE
BLONDIE
FINAL
PEPPY
DE DE
gussie's reply---
DEAR B.S'rs....
THANK YOU FOR YOUR LETTER. AS TO MY BARREL RACERS LEGS, I CAN NOT TAKE
CREDIT FOR THAT....THEY WERE UGLY WHEN I GOT HER. AND I THINK MY PREDECESSORS
DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB ON THEM BEFORE ME TOO. I'M NOT SURE THOSE THINGS
YOUR BARREL RACERS WALK ON ARE CALLED LEGS....ONE OF THEM USES LADDERS.
HOWEVER...I AM SURE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO DISCREDIT OR
EMBARRASS YOUR BARREL RACERS, AND I KNOW YOU GUYS MUST RUN SMOOTH OR
FOR SURE THEY WOULD FALL OFF IF YOU DIDN'T. SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
GUYS....SAVE A BARREL RACER, RUN AS SMOOTH AS YOU CAN!! AS FOR WHY I HAVE EVEN
BOTHERED TO RESPOND TO YOUR LETTER, IT IS EXTREMELY SIMPLE. I AM EXCEPTIONALLY
SMART, HANDSOME, AND HAVE A LONG BEAUTIFUL TAIL. TO PUT IT SIMPLY...
I AM A BIG SHOT. WHEN YOU ARE PERFECT....ITS HARD TO BE HUMBLE.
EAT YOUR HEART OUT,
GUSSIE
