LETTERS FROM GUS..UPDATED TRIP TO NAT'L BEAUTIFUL HORSE ASSOC WORLD FINALS...

[lauraSchumann]

I think Dedums's is gunna have to whoop and put hoof prints on all the other sale barn horsies that try to touch her Gussie Poo

DEAR DE DE DELICIOUS,

I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOUR DE DE DEMEANOR HAS IMPROVED.  WOMEN ARE SUCH FRAGILE THINGS....I CAN NOT BEGIN TO
UNDERSTAND THEM....ONE MINUTE THEY ARE HAPPY, THE NEXT THEY ARE DOUBLE BARREL KICKING.  I, FOR ONE, AM ONE
GLADLY GLORIOUSLY GOLDEN GLADIATOR THAT APPRECIATES YOUR HORMONAL ABOUT FACE.  I CAN SEE THAT EM HAS BEEN
TALKING TO LILLAURIDISHWASHERWHISHER AS YOU HAVE CERTAINLY FIGURED OUT TO PUT A DQ MOVE ON THE COMPETITION.
BE ASSURED MY SELECTION OF DELECTABLE DISHES IS NOT FOUND AT THE LOCAL SALE BARN OR THE DQ BUT ONLY THE FINEST DINERS
IN TOWN.  I AM THE "ULTIUM" KING OR MORE ADEPTLY PUT...THE "ULTIMATE" KING OF CONESSIEURS WHEN IT COMES TO FINE DINING.
SO DINNER AND DANCING IT IS....I AM WORKING ON MY FANCY HOOFWORK AS WE SPEAK...PLEASE DO NOT TELL LIL DEBI DO
RITE AS IT IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN AS TO MY PENDING PERFORMANCE NEXT WEEK....I AM A LEAN MEAN DANCING MACHINE.
I AWAIT YOUR REPLY AS I AM....

A DELICIOUS DANCING DEVIL,
GUSSIE
XXXOOXXX

[LeLamb051772]

I think Dedums's is gunna have to whoop and put hoof prints on all the other sale barn horsies that try to touch her Gussie Poo

DEAR DE DE DELICIOUS,

I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOUR DE DE DEMEANOR HAS IMPROVED.  WOMEN ARE SUCH FRAGILE THINGS....I CAN NOT BEGIN TO
UNDERSTAND THEM....ONE MINUTE THEY ARE HAPPY, THE NEXT THEY ARE DOUBLE BARREL KICKING.  I, FOR ONE, AM ONE
GLADLY GLORIOUSLY GOLDEN GLADIATOR THAT APPRECIATES YOUR HORMONAL ABOUT FACE.  I CAN SEE THAT EM HAS BEEN
TALKING TO LILLAURIDISHWASHERWHISHER AS YOU HAVE CERTAINLY FIGURED OUT TO PUT A DQ MOVE ON THE COMPETITION.
BE ASSURED MY SELECTION OF DELECTABLE DISHES IS NOT FOUND AT THE LOCAL SALE BARN OR THE DQ BUT ONLY THE FINEST DINERS
IN TOWN.  I AM THE "ULTIUM" KING OR MORE ADEPTLY PUT...THE "ULTIMATE" KING OF CONESSIEURS WHEN IT COMES TO FINE DINING.
SO DINNER AND DANCING IT IS....I AM WORKING ON MY FANCY HOOFWORK AS WE SPEAK...PLEASE DO NOT TELL LIL DEBI DO
RITE AS IT IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN AS TO MY PENDING PERFORMANCE NEXT WEEK....I AM A LEAN MEAN DANCING MACHINE.
I AWAIT YOUR REPLY AS I AM....

A DELICIOUS DANCING DEVIL,
GUSSIE
XXXOOXXX

Gussy Poo....
We are only fragile sometimes....and those times are mostly due to needing some Regumate or because our darling stallions are out hoof beating around.  DOES THAT RAISE AN EYEBROW WITH SOME??
And my darling Em would be heartbroken if she thought I'd be running thru the pasture with a stallion, as she has different plans for me.....Imagine this~ she keeps me so GAME READY and pampered, that she says she's taking me to the NFR when she turns 18!!  Imagine that Gussy!  Your sweet little DE DE DELICIOUS winning the NFR.......(Sigh)......I guess I'd better go!  My sweet lil red headed filly is getting off the bus and making her way to me!  GUS~only texting tonight!!!!!  She'll be pampering my legs after we ride and I wouldn't want her worrying that I can't dream of my sweet GUSSY POO and still win her the NFR!!   :*

[Txsweetie]

MY DEAREST TWO TIMING STUDMUFFIN GUSSY BOY,

WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOO BROKE UP!!!!!!!

DID YOU THINK YOU WOULD REALLY GET AWAY WITH THE TWO TIMING.  I ALREADY EXPLAINED TO YOU THE HEIFER HAD TO GO TO PARIS AND THAT I WOULD BE OUT FROLICKING AT THE SHOPPING MALLS GETTING ALL GUSSIED UP FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?  YOU TOLD ME LAST NITE THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU AND THAT OUR CANDLE WOULD BURN FOREVER.  YOU EVEN HAD THE NERVE TO TELL THAT I WAS YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM FOR AUGUSTA.  WAS ALL OF THAT A LIE?  I EVEN PROMISED YOU I WOULD NOT BUCK THE HEIFER OFF TODAY AND ITS ALL FOR NOTHING.  I THOUGHT ARE LOVE WAS FOR REAL, THE ONLY THING THAT IS FOR REAL IS THAT YOUR A BIG POMPUS A$$ PLAYA!!!!!!!!!!!  MY DEAR GUSSY BOY TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME, I BET YOUR NUMBER ONE COMPETITION WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ME!!!

MY DEAREST DE DE, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SALE BARN GIRL.  I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM JUST AS IMPORTANT AS YOU ARE AND I HAD GUS FIRST.  IF YOU SO WANT MY SLOPPY SECONDS THEN HAVE AT IT SISTER!!!!!

FAREWELL AND ADIEU,,,,


MAD MONEY

[Nell]

Is this the tv show "These Are The Horses(I mean days) of our Lives"?    :ROFL2:

[lauraSchumann]

MY DEAREST TWO TIMING STUDMUFFIN GUSSY BOY,

WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOO BROKE UP!!!!!!!

DID YOU THINK YOU WOULD REALLY GET AWAY WITH THE TWO TIMING.  I ALREADY EXPLAINED TO YOU THE HEIFER HAD TO GO TO PARIS AND THAT I WOULD BE OUT FROLICKING AT THE SHOPPING MALLS GETTING ALL GUSSIED UP FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?  YOU TOLD ME LAST NITE THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU AND THAT OUR CANDLE WOULD BURN FOREVER.  YOU EVEN HAD THE NERVE TO TELL THAT I WAS YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM FOR AUGUSTA.  WAS ALL OF THAT A LIE?  I EVEN PROMISED YOU I WOULD NOT BUCK THE HEIFER OFF TODAY AND ITS ALL FOR NOTHING.  I THOUGHT ARE LOVE WAS FOR REAL, THE ONLY THING THAT IS FOR REAL IS THAT YOUR A BIG POMPUS A$$ PLAYA!!!!!!!!!!!  MY DEAR GUSSY BOY TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME, I BET YOUR NUMBER ONE COMPETITION WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ME!!!

MY DEAREST DE DE, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SALE BARN GIRL.  I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM JUST AS IMPORTANT AS YOU ARE AND I HAD GUS FIRST.  IF YOU SO WANT MY SLOPPY SECONDS THEN HAVE AT IT SISTER!!!!!

FAREWELL AND ADIEU,,,,


MAD MONEY

MY DEAREST MONEY,

PLEASE DO NOT JUMP OFF IN THE "MONEY PIT" JUST AS OF YET....AS YOU KNOW I AM A POPULAR MAN.  I WAS ONLY TALKING TO HER
AND THINKING OF YOU THE ENTIRE SWEET TIME.  I DID MY BEST TO KEEP HER AT BAY SO YOU COULD CATCH HER IN THE ACT OF
HUSTLING YOUR MAN.  SHE CALLED YOU HORRIBLE THINGS!  DID YOU READ THEM?? OH MY.  YOU COULD NEVER BE A SALE BARN GIRL
EVEN ON YOUR WORST DAY.  WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH YOUR TAIL IN A TANGLE I STILL THINK YOU'RE HOT.  I AM
NOT A TWO TIMER OR A THREE TIME OR MORE...I'M A ONE ON ONE LOVER WITH LOVIN YOU ON MY MIND....AS FAR AS SLOPPY SECONDS GO...
I'M CONFUSED...YOU MUST HAVE MEANT SLOPPY JOES...OH YOU KNOW ME SO WELL...I'D LOVE TO COME OVER FOR DINNER AND HAVE
THEM...THEY ARE DELICIOUS!!  AND I'D RATHER EAT THEM WITH YOU NOT YOUR SISTA...I HOPE I'M UNDERSTANDING THIS RIGHT.
I THINK YOU SHOULD INVITE DE DE OVER AND THEN CONFRONT HER AND HER LONG MUSCULAR LEGS!  WE CAN SIT AND EAT OUR SLOPPY
JOES UNDER THE MOONLITE AFTER SHE LEAVES....PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU STILL WANT ME FOR DESSERT....AWAITING YOUR REPLY,
I AM....

YOUR SINCERE SLOPPY JOE EATIN' STUDMUFFIN,
GUSSIE
XXXXOOOXXX

[LeLamb051772]

MY DEAREST DE DE, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SALE BARN GIRL.  I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM JUST AS IMPORTANT AS YOU ARE AND I HAD GUS FIRST.  IF YOU SO WANT MY SLOPPY SECONDS THEN HAVE AT IT SISTER!!!!!

Money, honey, you are not a sale barn girl silly!  I was talking about all the OTHER girls Gussy is with!  And ya know, he was with you THEN with me last night!!!!!  Well, no laundering at my paddock....but still ..... I think we BOTH need to kick him to the edge of the cliff....you know the one that those beautiful stud muffins in "Flicka" were running in?  Whewww weee girl !  Those stallions were looking mighty cute!
And as for you Gussy.......you are such a hoof beating liar!  And DeDe Delicious and Money are going for other honeys !!!!  Hmmph!
DE DE SINGLICIOUS!!!!!

[lauraSchumann]

DEAR MAJESTIC MONEY....

I WOULD NOT BELIEVE A THING THAT DE DE SAYS...AFTER YOU HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD SET OF BEAUTIFUL EYES IN WHICH
TO READ AND SEE THE WORDS...SALE BARN GIRL...AHHHHH YES....IT DID COME OUT OF HER MOUTH...I'M SURE YOU HEARD HER
CALL YOU A SALE BARN GIRL WITH THOSE PERFECTLY POINTED EARS OF YOURS TOO.  I PERSONALLY THINK SHE IS TELLING
PEOPLE YOU AREN'T PRETTY!  YES! THAT'S WHAT SHE'S DOING...SHE'S TELLING PONIES ONE THING AND DOING ANOTHER...
I WONDER WHERE EVER IN THE WORLD THAT SHE LEARNED THAT!  WHY ITS JUST HORRIBLE I THINK!!  THE NERVE OF SOME PONIES!
I...WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING....I NEVER SAY ONE THING AND DO ANOTHER....AND I ONLY REPEAT WHAT I HEAR TO CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FOR SURE THEY WOULD NEVER TELL ME SOMETHING THAT WAS GOSSIP!!  YOU SHOULDN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR MY DEAR...BUT READ THE FINE PRINT... SHE WAS MOVIN IN ON YOUR MAN.   AND...I DON'T WANT TO INFLUENCE YOUR FEELINGS...BUT I HAD QUITE A QUESTION TO ASK...OVER SLOPPY JOES AND MOONLIGHT...BUT BEFORE I GO...I NEED TO KNOW...YOUR HOOF SIZE FOR MY SPECIAL SURPRISE!

YOUR NONPLAYING PLAYBOY,
GUSSIE
XXXXOOOXXX

[Txsweetie]

MY ADORABLE HUNK OF LOVE GUSSY BOY!!!!

I KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER THROW OUR LOVILICIOUSNESS AWAY!!!  I WOULD LOVE TO SHARE SLOPPY JOES UNDER THE MOONLIGHT AND STARS.  OH MY I AM FLUSHING!!!!!!  BUT OLE LOVE OF MY LIFE I WILL HAVE TO KEEP YOU ON A SHORT LEASE AS ALL OF THE FAST MOVING HUSSIES ARE TRYING TO MOVE IN ON MY MAN!!!!  OH GUSSY WHAT COULD YOU MEAN BY ASKING MY HOOF SIZE, IT IS A SIX OF COURSE.  COULD YOU BE KNEELING ON YOUR GLORIOUS KNEE WHEN YOU GIVE ME YOUR GIFT?

DEAR DEVILISH DE DE,

CAN YOU NOT GO FIND YOUR OWN GUS.  I HEAR THAT LAURADISHWATER WIPER GIRL HAS A BARN FULL OF HOTTIES.  WHAT ABOUT THAT NEPHEW?  HE MIGHT LIKE SALE BARN HUSSIES....................

LEAVE MY MAN ALONE!!!!


ALL OF MY LOVE,

MAGNIFICANT MONEY

[gobabygo]

 :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

[lauraSchumann]

txsweetie...ummm i don't know how to tell you this but....ummmmm gus wasn't wanting your ring size...he was wanting money's...
you know...00, 0, 1, or a 2......i hope her foot is not a 6!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:  unless of course you plan on getting a
ring!.... <()> <()> <()> <()>

[Txsweetie]

Shoot I put her clothing size, her hoof size is 00.   <()>


MONEY AND GUS SITTING IN A TREE, K   I    S    S    I     N   G.  FIRST COMES LOVE...............  THEN COMES?? :cheeze:

[lauraSchumann]

DEAR BIG TIME MONEY HOT MAMA,

AS I SIT HERE RIDING ALONG IN MY TRAILER OF COMFORT, I HAPPILY
WILL TELL YOU THAT WE ARE OFF TO AUGUSTA.  DID YOU KNOW THEY
NAMED A CITY IN MY HONOR?? WELL, THEY DID.  I THINK ITS VERY NICE
OF THEM TO REALIZE MY GREATNESS AND HAVE SUCH A LARGE BARREL
RACE THERE IN MY HONOR.  I MEAN...WHERE ELSE COULD IT HAVE BEEN
HELD?  THE N.ATIONAL B.EAUTIFUL H.ORSE A.SSOCIATION WORLD FINALS
HAVE BEEN HELD IN MY HONOR IN THE TOWN OF MY NAMESAKE...AU-GUS-TA.
WOW!!  I AM SO EXCITED, AND MY LIL DEBI DO RITE IS JUST WHIPPING
DOWN THE HIGHWAY....MY LONG BEAUTIFUL MANE IS BLOWING IN THE BREEZE,
I'M WEARING MY NEW HALTER, AND MY LEGS ARE WRAPPED FOR PROTECTION.
SO WE ARE OFF AND TRAVELING LIKE THE ROYALTY WE ARE.  I WILL MISS
YOU MY MONEY AND I WILL SEND LILLAURIDISHWASHER ALL OF THE UPDATES
ABOUT MY ARRIVAL AND THE PARTIES THEY ARE HAVING IN MY HONOR.
SO ADIEU MY SWEET MONEY....I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE GET THERE!

YOUR N.ATIONAL B.EAUTIFUL H.ORSE A.SSOCIATION ROYAL HEINEYNESS,
GUSSIE
XXXX000XXX

[lauraSchumann]

oH MY gOSH!!

GUS IS TEXTING ME THAT JOKER AND HE ARE FUSSING OVER A WOMAN IN THE TRAILER....GEE I HOPE THEY WORK IT OUT.....
I'LL UPDATE YOU LATER.....

[Txsweetie]

SSSSSHHHHHHH NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT MONEY STOWED AWAY IN THE TRAILER WITH HER BELOVED GUS!!!!

[lauraSchumann]

DEAR EBARREL FANS:

JUST A LITTLE TEXT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO,
WE LEFT GULFPORT, MISSISSIPPI.  WE CROSSED THAT BIG RIVER AND
AS WE WENT ACROSS...TOM SAWYER AND HUCKLEBERRY FINN THREW
THEIR HATS IN THE AIR AND GAVE ME A BIG HOWDY!! HOWS THAT FOR
A WELCOME TO THE STATE!!  OF COURSE...IT DID NOT SURPRISE ME
AS I HAVE PEOPLE LINING THE INTERSTATE TO GET A LOOK AT MY
GORGEOUSNESS....EVERYWHERE WE HAVE BEEN LIL DEBI DO RITE IS
LETTING PEOPLE PEEK IN THE TRAILER...THOSE LOUSIANNA WOMEN
KNEW THEIR MISSISSIPPI MAN WHEN THEY SAW HIM THAT IS FOR SURE!!
BUT I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN TO REST CONSIDERING ALL OF THIS...
WHAT THAT HAS BEEN INHIBITING MY REST IS THIS JOKER IN THE
TRAILER BESIDE ME....ALL I HAVE HEARD IS WHINNING AND NICKERING
ABOUT MY GIRL MONEY...HE HAS TAKEN TO CROONING HIS UNTOLD LOVE
FOR HER AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS TO THE EDDIE ARNOLD SONG...
"YOU DON'T KNOW ME"....I HAVE HEARD IT SOOOOO MUCH I KNOW THE
WORDS NOW MYSELF...HERE IS A SAMPLING....

"You gave your hand to me and then you say goodbye
I watch you walk away beside a lucky guy
You'll never never know the one who loves you so
No you don't know me...."

NOW WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN....I THINK HE IS
SAYING "I" AM THE LUCKY GUY....WELL HEZ GOT THAT RIGHT!!
LUCKY IN LOVE, LUCKY IN LOOKS, LUCKY 777777'S....
THAT'S ME!! I WILL GIVE YOU ALL UPDATES ON MY TRIP AS WE
TRAVEL...UNTIL THEN....I REMAIN....

YOUR MISSISSIPPI TRAVELING SALESMAN,
GUSSIE
XXXOOOXXX