LETTERS FROM GUS..UPDATED TRIP TO NAT'L BEAUTIFUL HORSE ASSOC WORLD FINALS...

[lauraSchumann]

just got this in my yackberry!!  oh my!!


DEAR EBARREL MAFIA:

JUST TO CLARIFY ANY CONFUSION THAT IS GOING ON....I WAS NOT IN THE VICINITY OF GUSTINE TEXAS
A FEW DAYS AGO.  THERE SEEMS TO BE A RUMOR STARTED BY A MAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE MAYOR OF ATHENS
THAT I WAS OVER AT LILLAURIEDISHWASHER'S HOUSE EATING A COUCH.  I DO NOT LIKE TO EAT COUCHES...
I LIKE TO LAY ON THEM.  SO IN CLOSING I WILL SAY...I DID NOT DO THIS.  HOWEVER...I AM LAYING ON DEBBIE'S
COUCH RIGHT NOW WHILE SHE IS GETTING HER NAILS DONE, AND I AM USING HER CELL PHONE.  SHOULD YOU NEED
TO REACH ME....PLEASE CALL THE HOUSE PHONE AS I AM WAITING ON THE TYRA BANKS SHOW TO START SO I CAN
GET MY BEAUTY TIPS FOR THE DAY.  JUST CALL COLLECT....IT WILL BE OK.

YOUR BIG SHOT HORSIE FRIEND,
GUSSIE
XXOXXO

[vlpoag]

 :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:  i said he was mr.ed's brother

[lauraSchumann]

OMG---more from gussie....i did not know he could text!!

DEAR MISS LILLAURIDISHWASHER LADY,

I WAS WRONG...THERE IS NOTHING TYRA BANKS CAN TEACH ME.  I THINK HER HEAD IS TOO BIG AND
SHE CAN'T MAKE UP HER MIND HOW TO WEAR HER HAIR.  I KNOW MY HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL SO I NEVER
CHANGE IT.  AND I AM...A...NATURAL BLONDE!!  SO I WILL SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR YOUR PHONE CALLS.
I HAVE ORDERED A PIZZA.  I FOUND DEBBIE'S CREDIT CARDS SO I WILL WAIT FOR MY PIZZA AND WATCH
THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK.  THE LAST TIME SHE WENT TO NAIL LADY, IT TOOK A QUITE A WHILE
SO I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO RELAX AND SHOP.  PLEASE TELL LITTLE BIT THAT I ORDERED HIM THE
REPLACEMENT DIAMOND RING THAT WAS STOLEN OUT OF YOUR TRAILER...ME THINKS IT WAS A SURPRISE,
BUT YOU KNOW ME....I LIKE TO TALK!!

YOUR FRIEND AND EX TYRA BANKS VIEWER,
GUSSIE :cheeze:

[gobabygo]

 :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: My son and I some up with things we "think" the horses would say, but none of them has ever wrote a letter or sent a text!  :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

[lauraSchumann]

 >CRYING EYES OUT< >CRYING EYES OUT< >CRYING EYES OUT< Oh my goodness....Gussie is laid up on Deb's couch charging stuff!!
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?? >CRYING EYES OUT< >CRYING EYES OUT< >CRYING EYES OUT<AND.....HE'S EATING PIZZA WITHOUT ME!!

[Nell]

maybe its just cheese pizza....

[lauraSchumann]

gussie's gonna get in alot of trouble today if he doesn't get off that couch and do something....which brings me to this....i have to go!
I'm past my 10:30 cut off time today....I will be back after lunch to see how much trouble Gussie is in with LIL DEBI DO RITE....
Boy is she gonna be mad when her credit cards are maxxed out and she was gonna use them in Georgia!!  Gus is gonna have to pull the
trailer out to Augusta and then run!! <HI> <HI>see ya later!

[gbacres]

 :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

[lauraSchumann]

argggg....omg gus...i have to go...but he asked me post this......

DEAR BOOGER BARTER,

I ASKED YOU TO USE THE HOME PHONE. QUIT TEXTING!! JUST CALL COLLECT.  BUT IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION...
NO! I DO NOT THINK I CAN GET DE DE OR DEEZY TO GO OUT WITH YOU.  THEY ARE VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT WHO
THEY DATE...MISS LAURIDISHWASHERWRINGER SAID SHE WOULD POST THIS FOR ME, SO DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON HER.
AND NO I DON'T KNOW ANY OF "THOSE" KIND OF GIRLS...THEY ARE DOWN AT THE SALE BARN...AND I DON'T HANG OUT
WITH THAT CROWD....
BY THE WAY..ABOUT THOSE WBR TRUCKS....MY LIL DEBI DO RITE SAID SHE WANTS THE PURPLE ONE....I, IN FACT DO NOT....I EXPECT A GOLDEN ONE WHEN I WIN SO MAKE THE NECESSARY CHANGES IF NEEDED....

YOUR WBR PAL-OMINO,
GUSSIE
 :cheeze: :cheeze: :cheeze:

[gbacres]

LMAO......................... :ROFL2:

[gobabygo]

Oh my goodness!!  :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

[Gabe's Babe]

 :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: I think i figured out how he learned to text like that....Laura must have done a lot of texting and riding!!  :ROFL2:

[lauraSchumann]

:ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: I think i figured out how he learned to text like that....Laura must have done a lot of texting and riding!!  :ROFL2:

yes...gussie was soooo smooth i could drop my reins and just text..... :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

[gobabygo]

:ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: I think i figured out how he learned to text like that....Laura must have done a lot of texting and riding!!  :ROFL2:

yes...gussie was soooo smooth i could drop my reins and just text..... :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

roflmao roflmao

[Gabe's Babe]

 :ROFL2: :ROFL2: Gabe STOPS when I answer the phone...He gets annoyed that I am not giving him attention....Kinda think of it, All my men (dogs, horses and hubby) do that!