ut ohhhhh...... :no: :no: :no: i wonder what gussie will say to this??
DEAR GUS,
THIS IS YOUR OLD PAL LITTLE BIT. I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TALKING TO MY WOMAN
TODAY QUITE A BIT. I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOUR TACTICS. AFTER ALL...SHE
TAUGHT ME TO TEXT FIRST, AND I TAUGHT YOU TO TEXT NEXT. AFTER ALL WE WERE
BARN BUDDIES FOR A BIT. I SURELY HOPE THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GET ALL YOUR WOMEN...
DO YOU STEAL THEM?? I WILL WAIT FOR YOUR EARLIEST RESPONSE.
COMPLETELY CONFUSED,
LITTLE BIT
DEAR CONFUSED,
MY OLD BUDDY...YOU HAVE GOT IT ALL WRONG. LILLAURIDISHWASHERWIPERWHISHER IS JUST MY FRIEND.
WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. I KNOW YOU HAVE HEARD THAT OLD LINE BEFORE...THAT IS THE
ONE BOOGER SAYS TO ALL HIS NEW GIRLFRIENDS ABOUT HIS OLD ONES. BUT I ASSURE YOU ITS TRUE.
I WOULD BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT THAT FELLOW NAMED JAMIE, HE SEEMS TO BE THE
SNEAKY TYPE COMING AND GOING AROUND THERE ALL OF THE TIME. HOWEVER, IF THE TIMING WAS RIGHT,
AND YOU ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED I WOULD BE HAPPY TO TAKE HER OFF OF YOUR HOOFS.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I CAN ADD HER TO MY LITTLE BLACK BOOK. I HIDE IT IN MY HAY BAG FOR SAFE KEEPING.
YOUR TWO TIMIN FRIEND,
GUSSIE
