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> Gabe just sent me a text....
Listen up Gussy Boy....I am Gabe the Babe and the best looking horse in these parts....Shoot, not only that, but I can take any woman from anyone around here. However, My woman is the best! She even lets me in the house to play pool and drink beer! Fooey on getting your nails done and buying all that girly stuff...You are NOT a real MAN!! Real Men dont do those things!! So, you might as well just step on down off your mountain now cause I am the KING of these Parts Gussy Boy!
Signed~
Gabe the Babe
DEAREST GABE,
TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST...I HAVE NOT BEEN IN YOUR AREA AS OF LATE. I HAVE MY DOUBTS WHETHER I WANT A WOMAN FROM
YOUR MOUNTAIN....BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOKED VERY "GOATY" TO ME. THE LAST TIME WE STOPPED TO GET FUEL IN THAT AREA, THEY DID NOT EVEN HAVE A MIRROR BY THE GAS PUMP SO I COULD GROOM MYSELF PROPERLY. LIL DEBI DO RITE HAD TO HOLD UP A HUB CAP TO
MY SPARKLING EYES SO I COULD SO I COULD SEE MYSELF. AS FAR AS THE POOL PLAYING AND THE BEER...I AM MORE OF A "CROWN" MAN
MYSELF...SO....THEREFORE...YOU CAN SEE...I AM THE ACTUAL RULER OF THIS KINGDOM....
YOUR LOYAL FRIEND AND CROWN WEARER,
GUSSIE
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