DEAR EBARREL BUDDIES,
I HAVE AWOKEN FROM A GLORIOUS NAP. I FINALLY GOT PAST
THAT SMELL EARLIER AND FIGURED OUT IT WAS COMING FROM
A TRASH TRUCK DOWN THE ROAD AND NOT THOSE BEANS THAT
DEBI DO RITE WAS EATING. I AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT....
THE SADDLE SOFTENS THE BLOW, BUT BEING FARTED ON IS NEVER
FUN. WE ARE PACKING UP TO GO TO THE BIG RACE AND LEAVING
IN THE NEXT 36 HOURS. I HAVE PACKED MY HAIR PRODUCTS,
MY NEW PERFUME, MY TACK AND MY CROWN AND I AM READY TO
TRAVEL. I WILL BE TEXTING LILLAURIDISHWASHERWATERWIPER
DURING THE WEEK TO KEEP MY ALL MY GREAT FRIENDS INFORMED
OF MY ENGAGEMENTS. I AM HOPING WE GO SHOPPING WHILE WE
ARE THERE AND DEBI'S NEW IMPROVED CREDIT LIMITS I APPLIED
FOR TODAY WHILE SHE WAS GONE...ARE ALL IN PLACE BY THEN.
BECAUSE I LOVE TO SHOP. I AM HOPING TO DO GOOD ENOUGH THAT
SHE CAN WIN ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THEM ALL OFF....I SPENT QUITE
ALOT TODAY WHILE LAYING ON HER COUCH. IT WAS SOOO RELAXING!!
PLEASE BE THINKING OF US IN OUR TRAVELS...YOU CAN TEXT ME
ANYTIME...I EITHER WILL BE SLEEPING OR DRIVING BECAUSE AS
YOU ALL KNOW...DEB IS THE ONE NEEDING HER BEAUTY REST.
YOUR FAVORITE PAVEMENT POUNDING PAL-OMINO,
GUSSIE
XXXOOXX
