LETTERS FROM GUS..UPDATED TRIP TO NAT'L BEAUTIFUL HORSE ASSOC WORLD FINALS...

[debhorses]

 <BUDS> )& >THUD<

[Txsweetie]

I think ole Gussy boy has been talking trash to my lil money cause she tried to kill me today!!!

[lauraSchumann]

DEAR YOUR MAJESTIC HEINEYNESS GUSSIE,

CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO BE BEAUTIFUL?

SIGNED...
A SECRET ADMIRER




DEAR SECRET ADMIRER,

BEING BEAUTIFUL IS NOT TAUGHT.  IT IS JUST SOMETHING
I'M GOOD AT.  I GIVE MY LONG TAIL 100 STROKES WITH A GOOD
BRUSH EACH NIGHT BEFORE BEDTIME, AND I ONLY USE NATURAL
PRODUCTS ON MY COAT.  I AM NEVER SICK BECAUSE I EAT ONLY
THE BEST FEED.  I TAKE MY VITAMINS AND GET PLENTY OF
REST.  I CAN NOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO DRINK PLENTY OF
WATER....HYDRATE! HYDRATE! HYDRATE!  BUT MAY I SUGGEST RICHARD
SIMMONS?  HIS WORKIN OUT WITH THE OLDIES KEEPS ME AND DEB IN SHAPE.
THAT IS ALL I CAN SUGGEST FOR YOU MY UNFORTUNATE FRIEND.
MY BEAUTY PRODUCT LINE IS IN THE WORKS...SO UNTIL THEN...
I REMAIN YOUR....

HUMBLE HEINEYNESS,
GUSSIE
XXXOOXXX

[lauraSchumann]

ok...so we all know i am warped now....where's that damm insurance adjuster?? * * *

[Txsweetie]

DEAR MY GORGEOUS STEED GUSSY,

I BUCKED MY HATEFUL OWNER OFF TONITE, BUT THE HEIFER LUNGED ME AND GOT BACK ON.  YOUR LITTLE PLAN FOR ME TO RUN OFF TO BE WITH YOU DID NOT WORK SO WELL, SHE HAS MY NUMBER.  IT IS NOT BAD HER, SHE FEEDS ME REALLY GOOD AND GIVES ME GOOD HAY AND SHE EVEN RIDES ME EVERY OTHER DAY.  I HAVE THREE ROOMMATES, MIGHT I SAY THEY THINK THEY ARE BABES AS WELL AND MAY EVEN TRY TO STEAL YOU AWAY BUT IT WILL BE LIKE A CAT FIGHT, I SAW YOU FIRST.  YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO LIVE WITH THREE OTHER GIRLS THAT ARE FULL OF ESTROGEN, THINK THEIR $HIT DOES NOT STINK (BUT IT DOES), AND THAT THEY ARE GODS GIFT TO GUSSY BOY.  BUT I DIGRESS, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY UNDENYING LOVE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU!!!   DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE POSSIBLE FOR DEBI DO RIGHT TO PICK ME UP ENROUTE TO GEORGIA SO I CAN BE WITH YOU TO SUPPORT YOU AND OTHER THINGS...............  BY THE WAY GUSSY BOY HAVE YOU TOLD EVERYONE THAT WE WILL BE MARRIED?  I MUST GO THE HEIFER IS ON HER WAY BACK INTO THE BARN TO TORTURE ME SOME MORE. UNTIL WE TALK AGAIN.........

ALL MY LOVE,

MONEY

[lauraSchumann]

 :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:   let me forward to Gus and see what he says.... :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

[lauraSchumann]

DEAR MY GORGEOUS STEED GUSSY,

I BUCKED MY HATEFUL OWNER OFF TONITE, BUT THE HEIFER LUNGED ME AND GOT BACK ON.  YOUR LITTLE PLAN FOR ME TO RUN OFF TO BE WITH YOU DID NOT WORK SO WELL, SHE HAS MY NUMBER.  IT IS NOT BAD HER, SHE FEEDS ME REALLY GOOD AND GIVES ME GOOD HAY AND SHE EVEN RIDES ME EVERY OTHER DAY.  I HAVE THREE ROOMMATES, MIGHT I SAY THEY THINK THEY ARE BABES AS WELL AND MAY EVEN TRY TO STEAL YOU AWAY BUT IT WILL BE LIKE A CAT FIGHT, I SAW YOU FIRST.  YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO LIVE WITH THREE OTHER GIRLS THAT ARE FULL OF ESTROGEN, THINK THEIR $HIT DOES NOT STINK (BUT IT DOES), AND THAT THEY ARE GODS GIFT TO GUSSY BOY.  BUT I DIGRESS, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY UNDENYING LOVE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU!!!   DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE POSSIBLE FOR DEBI DO RIGHT TO PICK ME UP ENROUTE TO GEORGIA SO I CAN BE WITH YOU TO SUPPORT YOU AND OTHER THINGS...............  BY THE WAY GUSSY BOY HAVE YOU TOLD EVERYONE THAT WE WILL BE MARRIED?  I MUST GO THE HEIFER IS ON HER WAY BACK INTO THE BARN TO TORTURE ME SOME MORE. UNTIL WE TALK AGAIN.........

ALL MY LOVE,

MONEY

MY HOT MAMMA'D MONEY,

I AM SYMPATHETIC TO YOUR PLIGHT.  I ONLY SHARE MY CASTLE WITH MY JOKER.  IT MUST BE TERRIBLE TO SHARE YOUR MANEATER
WITH ALL THOSE OTHER LOOSE FOOTED LEFTIES.  I CAN ONLY IMAGINE.  HAS YOUR OWNER FED YOU LICORICE BEFORE SADDLING?
THAT SEEMS TO PUT ME IN A BETTER MOOD AND MY IPOD HELPS TOO.  I PREFER SINATRA AND ITS SOOTHING EASY LISTENING SOUNDS
TO PUT ME IN THE MOOD.  SPEAKING OF MOODS?  ARE YOU IN THE MOOD?  HAHA...I AM ONLY JOKING...A LADY OF YOUR STATURE WOULD
NEVER BE HAPPY WITH A PLAYBOY LIKE ME.  THE LADIES CAN NOT HELP THEMSELVES...AFTER ALL I AM THE HUGH HEFNER OF
HORSES.  PLEASE DON'T CRY.  TOO MANY BEETLES IN THE ALFALFA RUINS THE HAY SO TO SPEAK....SOMEDAY I WILL BE READY TO SETTLE
DOWN AND YOU WILL BE MY FIRST CALL.  TRY TO UNDERSTAND AND KNOW THAT I THINK YOU ARE WONDERFUL.  TRY TO BE NICER TO YOUR
RIDER...ITS REALLY HARD TO GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.

YOUR ROMEO ON THE ROAD,
GUSSIE
XXOOXXOO

[Txsweetie]

DEAR MY GORGEOUS STEED GUSSY,

I BUCKED MY HATEFUL OWNER OFF TONITE, BUT THE HEIFER LUNGED ME AND GOT BACK ON.  YOUR LITTLE PLAN FOR ME TO RUN OFF TO BE WITH YOU DID NOT WORK SO WELL, SHE HAS MY NUMBER.  IT IS NOT BAD HER, SHE FEEDS ME REALLY GOOD AND GIVES ME GOOD HAY AND SHE EVEN RIDES ME EVERY OTHER DAY.  I HAVE THREE ROOMMATES, MIGHT I SAY THEY THINK THEY ARE BABES AS WELL AND MAY EVEN TRY TO STEAL YOU AWAY BUT IT WILL BE LIKE A CAT FIGHT, I SAW YOU FIRST.  YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO LIVE WITH THREE OTHER GIRLS THAT ARE FULL OF ESTROGEN, THINK THEIR $HIT DOES NOT STINK (BUT IT DOES), AND THAT THEY ARE GODS GIFT TO GUSSY BOY.  BUT I DIGRESS, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY UNDENYING LOVE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU!!!   DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE POSSIBLE FOR DEBI DO RIGHT TO PICK ME UP ENROUTE TO GEORGIA SO I CAN BE WITH YOU TO SUPPORT YOU AND OTHER THINGS...............  BY THE WAY GUSSY BOY HAVE YOU TOLD EVERYONE THAT WE WILL BE MARRIED?  I MUST GO THE HEIFER IS ON HER WAY BACK INTO THE BARN TO TORTURE ME SOME MORE. UNTIL WE TALK AGAIN.........

ALL MY LOVE,

MONEY

MY HOT MAMMA'D MONEY,

I AM SYMPATHETIC TO YOUR PLIGHT.  I ONLY SHARE MY CASTLE WITH MY JOKER.  IT MUST BE TERRIBLE TO SHARE YOUR MANEATER
WITH ALL THOSE OTHER LOOSE FOOTED LEFTIES.  I CAN ONLY IMAGINE.  HAS YOUR OWNER FED YOU LICORICE BEFORE SADDLING?
THAT SEEMS TO PUT ME IN A BETTER MOOD AND MY IPOD HELPS TOO.  I PREFER SINATRA AND ITS SOOTHING EASY LISTENING SOUNDS
TO PUT ME IN THE MOOD.  SPEAKING OF MOODS?  ARE YOU IN THE MOOD?  HAHA...I AM ONLY JOKING...A LADY OF YOUR STATURE WOULD
NEVER BE HAPPY WITH A PLAYBOY LIKE ME.  THE LADIES CAN NOT HELP THEMSELVES...AFTER ALL I AM THE HUGH HEFNER OF
HORSES.  PLEASE DON'T CRY.  TOO MANY BEETLES IN THE ALFALFA RUINS THE HAY SO TO SPEAK....SOMEDAY I WILL BE READY TO SETTLE
DOWN AND YOU WILL BE MY FIRST CALL.  TRY TO UNDERSTAND AND KNOW THAT I THINK YOU ARE WONDERFUL.  TRY TO BE NICER TO YOUR
RIDER...ITS REALLY HARD TO GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.

YOUR ROMEO ON THE ROAD,
GUSSIE
XXOOXXOO

MY DEAR CONCEITED GUSSY BOY,

YOU HAVE GOT ME ALL WRONG.  ALL I REALLY WANTED WAS A ROLL IN THE HAY TO PUT ANOTHER NOTCH IN MY BELT.  THE MERE FACT THAT YOU WOULD TURN MY LOVE DOWN IS INSULTING AND NOW MY DEAR GUSSY BOY YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH A WOMAN'S SCORN.  MAYBE THE FRUSTRATION THAT YOU MAKE ME DEAL WITH IS THE REASON THE HEIFER KEEPS GETTING BUCKED OFF.  I REALLY TRY TO BE NICE TO HER BUT WHY MUST SHE RIDE ME EVERY OTHER DAY??  I HAVE APPTS TO KEEP LIKE MY HOOFS HAVE TO BE POLISHED, MY HAIR HAS TO BE DONE, I HAVE TO TAKE A BATH, GO SHOPPING ECT.  I AM PLANNING ON GOING TO THE CLUB WITH MY SISTAS TOMORROW NITE AND THEN THE HEIFER HAS PLANS FOR ME FOR THE WEEKEND.  SO GUSSY BOY YOU JUST WORKED YOUR WAY OUT OF A SURE THING.............


ALL MY LOVE,

MONEY

[Gabe's Babe]

 :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

[lauraSchumann]

DEAR SCORNED AND MAD MONEY,

I HAVE NOT FIGURED THIS OUT.  I THOUGHT WOMEN WANTED HONESTY THESE DAYS.  MY INTEGRITY IS IMPORTANT
THEREFORE I FELT IT ONLY FAIR TO GIVE YOU THE TRUTH....BUT IF YOU ONLY WANT A ROLL IN THE HAY AND NIGHT
ON THE TOWN...I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR LAUNDRY ISSUES WITH A CLIP CLOP OF MY HEELS.  I HAVE NEVER LEFT A
WOMAN IN THE NEED OF A STEED.  ITS MY FAVORITE MOTTO.  PLEASE DON'T BE MAD...DID I TELL YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
WHEN YOU'RE MAD...WELL YOU ARE. I WILL COME BEARING GIFTS SUCH AS REDKEN AND VICTORIAS SECRET FOR OUR
NIGHT OUT TOGETHER....I'LL ARRANGE FOR A CANDLELIT STALL FOR TWO, AND MATCHING BUCKETS TO BOOT....
I'M HOPING YOU WILL FORGIVE ME AND LET ME BE YOUR MAN WITH THE PLAN....

YOUR LAUNDRY LOVERBOY,
GUSSIE
XXXOOXXXO

[Txsweetie]

MY DEAR YELLOW GOD GUSSY BOY,

I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR BIG DATE AND THE LAUNDRY IS AN ADDED BONUS!!!!  I DO WANT HONESTY BUT SOMETIMES SHARING A TRUE LOVE WITH THE WORLD CAN BE A BIT HARD TO SWALLOW.  I AM WORKING ON THIS BY INDULDGING IN SHOPPING AND PAMPERING MYSELF.  I HAVE USED ONE OF THOSE CREDIT CARDS THAT YOU TALKED ABOUT TO HELP MY HEART THROUGH THE PROCESS OF SHARING YOU.  PLEASE TELL DEBI DO RIGHT THANK YOU FOR ME, AFTER ALL SHE CREATED THIS LITTLE PROBLEM!!!  I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE ME WITH MY NEW HIGHLIGHTS, HOOFS AND CLOTHING, I EVEN GOT A MASSAGE!!!!  ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW!!!!!!!!!!   DID I TELL YOU HOW HARD IT WAS FOR THEM TO DO MY HIGHLIGHTS, SOMETHING ABOUT MY COLOR BEING GRULLA THAT THEY HAD A HARD TIME MATCHING COLORS UP SINCE I AM TURNING SILVERY.  OH HOW YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE, MAYBE EVEN CALL ME YOUR LADY OF LOVE, (OR MEDUSA), BUT ANYWHO I MUST GO AND START PLANNING ON THE BIG DATE.  UNTIL NEXT TIME HUGS AND KISSES,

YOUR LAUNDRY LOVERGIRL,

MONEY

XXXOOOXXXOOO

[Txsweetie]

GUS WAKE UP AND TALK TO ME!!!!!!  YOU ARE GETTING TO BE A LAZY SLOB!!!

[debhorses]

go ahead...tell me im dreaming..or drinking way to much!! or who ever makes M & M's put some LSD in one and im just on an acid trip??

[gbacres]

 <HI> <HI>

[lauraSchumann]

DEAR MEANINGFUL MONEY,

I DID NOT TURN INTO A LAZY SLOB ON YOU...HOWEVER MY CELL SERVICE WITH LILLAURIDISHWASHERWIPER MAY HAVE
BEEN INTERRUPTED BY THAT SO AND SO LITTLE BIT.  HE IS TRYING TO EASE INTO HER ATTENTIONS.  I CAN NOT WAIT
FOR OUR NIGHT OF PASSION AND PERSUASION.  IT WILL BE HORSIE HEAVEN.  I AM TRYING TO PLAN THE DINNER DATE
AND MY SENSABILITIES TELL ME ULTIUM BUT MY TASTE BUDS TELL ME CARROTS AND COOKIES.  WHICH DO YOU PREFER?
OH AND FORGET THOSE CREDIT CARDS BABY, CUZ THIS RIDE IS ON ME.  I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR DATE BUT THEN YOU WILL
HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME....TO....LAUNDR'D MONEY!!.....BUT ONE QUESTION I HAVE TO ASK RATHER DISCREETLY...
WITH ALL YOUR BEAUTY IMPROVEMENTS MADE FOR OUR DATE....DID YOU BIKINI WAX??  INQUIRING MINDS ARE WONDERING....

YOUR LUCKY LAUNDRY LOVERBOY,
GUSSIE
XXXOOXXX