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Author Topic: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!  (Read 14924 times)

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Offline lauraSchumann

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #75 on: March 26, 2009, 11:34:02 PM »
yea! mel!!  Your membership now will be carefully reviewed and we will let you know in a month whether or not you can stay after
you have done all that work.... :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #76 on: March 26, 2009, 11:35:03 PM »
Laura doesn't eat veggies that grow above the ground because a dog could have hiked a leg on it. And she only eats egg yolks because that's the furthest part away from a chicken's heinie.


Have I mentioned Laura is a bit "odd"?
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #77 on: March 26, 2009, 11:35:26 PM »
Ok....the REASON I ONLY EAT YOLKS....

ITS THE ONLY PART OF THE EGG THAT HAS NO CHANCE OF TOUCHING THE CHICKEN'S HINNEY ON THE WAY OUT.

REALLY.  THE THOUGHT JUST FREAKS ME OUT.
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #78 on: March 26, 2009, 11:36:30 PM »
Hey, I never got my acceptance letter into the club. Does that mean my membership was denied!!! >CRYING EYES OUT< >CRYING EYES OUT<

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2009, 11:36:47 PM »
Watch laura when she visits the "salad bar" she gets croutons, and cheese and then smothers that in ranch.

That is a Laura salad....

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #80 on: March 26, 2009, 11:37:09 PM »
Nope, Mel you did not mention it!! I figured that out long ago!!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #81 on: March 26, 2009, 11:38:06 PM »
and the part about the veggies is right....

If a dog....could have walked by...and casually hiked a leg on it....ummmm....I won't eat it.
So anything that grows ABOVE the ground in hiking range...is pretty much out.  Corn's ok...it grows high.  
Anything under the ground...its safe too.
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #82 on: March 26, 2009, 11:38:31 PM »
she eats everyones croutons also....hahahha  she eats the bread that i dont eat.... :)/\\
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #83 on: March 26, 2009, 11:38:35 PM »
Laura if you think of it this way.... the shell keeps it safe, if the white touches the chicken's heinie on the way out, there is no chance it will end up on your plate. It's a cracked and therefore ex egg.
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #84 on: March 26, 2009, 11:38:48 PM »
The whites don't touch either. In fact, the whites are in a protective casing and then the shell so you can now eat the whites too!!! :ROFL2:

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #85 on: March 26, 2009, 11:39:31 PM »
HEY LORETTA! Welcome to the madness...
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #86 on: March 26, 2009, 11:40:12 PM »
ok mel glad you got the count... time for me to take a shower
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #87 on: March 26, 2009, 11:41:12 PM »
Imagine what the morning crew is going to think when they read this thread!!!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
As long as you can't imagine it, as long as you can't see it, then it is not going to happen for you!

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #88 on: March 26, 2009, 11:41:35 PM »
And sorry to bust your bubble, but corn ins't safe either. Have you ever seen those birds flying overhead looking to get to the bugs and worms that are just crawling all over the corn? :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #89 on: March 26, 2009, 11:41:51 PM »
no madness,,,,, we all have our qirks  remeber i dont eat cheese, milk etc
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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