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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #90 on: March 26, 2009, 11:42:04 PM »
Laura if you think of it this way.... the shell keeps it safe, if the white touches the chicken's heinie on the way out, there is no chance it will end up on your plate. It's a cracked and therefore ex egg.

MMmmmm they say that about toliet paper too....I don't believe you.  Its not supposed to go thru...but it do...
I usually have to wrap it around my hand at least 14 times and then I'm safe.  The shell??  Ummm if it was thicker...I'd be ok....

NOW...MEL...what's the rule about using a public restroom??  You know...my rule. :ROFL2:
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #91 on: March 26, 2009, 11:42:35 PM »
Way to go Rebecca... she's probably in her office gagging as we type. Now she'll never touch another veggie.  :ROFL2:
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #92 on: March 26, 2009, 11:42:53 PM »
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As long as you can't imagine it, as long as you can't see it, then it is not going to happen for you!

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #93 on: March 26, 2009, 11:43:09 PM »
And sorry to bust your bubble, but corn ins't safe either. Have you ever seen those birds flying overhead looking to get to the bugs and worms that are just crawling all over the corn? :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

That is what the husk is for...to defray all flying birdy-doo.....
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #94 on: March 26, 2009, 11:44:11 PM »
So, what is the shell for??? :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
As long as you can't imagine it, as long as you can't see it, then it is not going to happen for you!

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #95 on: March 26, 2009, 11:44:33 PM »
Laura if you think of it this way.... the shell keeps it safe, if the white touches the chicken's heinie on the way out, there is no chance it will end up on your plate. It's a cracked and therefore ex egg.

see there you go Laura Lee...

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« Reply #96 on: March 26, 2009, 11:44:47 PM »
Oh, and then there is the grub worms and other bugs underneath the ground that crawl all over you veggies. I think you are going to have to give up food all together with you theory as none of it is safe to eat!!!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

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« Reply #97 on: March 26, 2009, 11:45:38 PM »
Stall 2 is the Number #1 used stall in the universe. Avoid Stall 2 at all costs or face getting the clap and any other germs floating in the air. LOL

My public toilet rule: As long as the seat is drip free and the bowl is flushed and there is paper on the roll, it's gonna be occupied by me.  :ROFL2:
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #98 on: March 26, 2009, 11:46:23 PM »
The shell is like a candy coated wrapper...not edible but still part of the candy....it reminds me of an M&M....i JUST CAN NOT DO IT.
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #99 on: March 26, 2009, 11:47:07 PM »
And if you want to talk about nasty how bout that cowburger you want for lunch!! Cows are so gross they poop on themselves!!!!!!
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #100 on: March 26, 2009, 11:47:20 PM »
And sorry to bust your bubble, but corn ins't safe either. Have you ever seen those birds flying overhead looking to get to the bugs and worms that are just crawling all over the corn? :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:

That is what the husk is for...to defray all flying birdy-doo.....

What about all the bug poo from all the bugs crawling all over it?  

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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #101 on: March 26, 2009, 11:48:09 PM »
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #102 on: March 26, 2009, 11:49:13 PM »
I probably make Laura's gag o meter go off 10,000 times a day as I blithely wander through life eating veggies and peeing in stall number 2 and slurpng down Medium rare steaks and eggs over easy.

It's a wonder she feels safe enough to be my friend.
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #103 on: March 26, 2009, 11:49:34 PM »
Laura you remind me of my sister. If she gets mayo on her hand she pukes!!!!!! We love to torment her with it!!!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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Re: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I just noticed!
« Reply #104 on: March 26, 2009, 11:49:44 PM »
Stall 2 is the Number #1 used stall in the universe. Avoid Stall 2 at all costs or face getting the clap and any other germs floating in the air. LOL

My public toilet rule: As long as the seat is drip free and the bowl is flushed and there is paper on the roll, it's gonna be occupied by me.  :ROFL2:

stall #1...is the least used.  Most clean bathroom stall in a row of bathroom toliets.  Everyone always walks by the first one.  Think about it.
Its the one, I only use.  How many times have you went to a expo center and rows and rows of stalls?  Did you go in the first one??
Most people will say no....therefore....that's my choice!! :ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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