HEY LAURA I REALLY NEED A CIG RIGHT NOW!!!

[lauraSchumann]

Hey! Just got back from hypnotist---ohhhhhhhh $@&*!!  Talk about funny. Ya'll...I'm so glaaadddd she did not turn me into a dancin' chicken. Lol!! Heck I don't even remember what that lady was sayin half way thru it. I'm ashamed to say--I FALLLLLEDDDD ASLEEPPPPP!!! HEEHEE!!! Rebecca said I was SNORING!! OH DANG THAT $55!! Took her two tries to wake me up and I dunno if it worked on me or not but when she asked me if I remembered anything the first words outa my mouth were "smaller portions???"
ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[gbacres]

LMAO!!!!  Did you snore like me? hehehe!

[countryprincess]

Hey barn princess?! Stalls are ready and waiting on your cleaning magic little wheelbarrow and rake this morning---where r u?? Lol!

i was tired.. when i woke up this mornin i looked a little rough... soooo i went back to bed lol!

p.s. betsy, she was clucking like a chicken at wal-mart afterwards... idk what that means!!!!!!!!!!

[lauraSchumann]

Now I'm not bein critical but you'd think for $55 I coulda at least got a half a nights stay like holiday inn or something. I was doin some real sleepin! I don't know if it was the ocean wave soundtrack in the background or that rebecca just smelled so darn good (she was beside me! Ha) but I was out lika light. Tom Bodett got nuttn on that hypnotist lady!!

[gbacres]

I bet you were two peas in a pod!!!!!!       

[lauraSchumann]

Talk about 2 peas n a pod!! Me and rebecca are in there getting hypnotized and rebecca's daughter shannon and my cait who both graduated this year are running around copperas cove in shannon's new truck for an hour!! I bet those two ran the road raw while we were in there!! There's the peas.. lol!

[lauraSchumann]

Also---i hope this deal worked. I am hungry right now--
FOR EGGS!!! LOL.

[gbacres]

Only took me 100 trys to get here................you don't want no eggs!!! you want yolks..............remember you don't eat the whites................

You waste a good egg!!!!

[lauraSchumann]

Ya. I'm the dancin chicken that only eats the yellow part---the white part is grosssss. Gives me the shakes just thinking I have to eat that!! Yuk yuk yuk.

[Bobby L. Barter]

Hey Laura, I heard that since you stopped smoking that you started dipping snuff AGAIN. Is this true?

[gobabygo]

Hey! Just got back from hypnotist---ohhhhhhhh $@&*!!  Talk about funny. Ya'll...I'm so glaaadddd she did not turn me into a dancin' chicken. Lol!! Heck I don't even remember what that lady was sayin half way thru it. I'm ashamed to say--I FALLLLLEDDDD ASLEEPPPPP!!! HEEHEE!!! Rebecca said I was SNORING!! OH DANG THAT $55!! Took her two tries to wake me up and I dunno if it worked on me or not but when she asked me if I remembered anything the first words outa my mouth were "smaller portions???"
ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

lololol!

[barl5]

Well Laura was like a pea in a pod, all wrap up in her warm blanket. Heck even after she woke her up she wanted to roll over and go back to sleep! And Laura you can go eat it will just be a bite or two and then you will be done. That it probably all you will get out of the egg yolk anyway. And how does it feel eating what you laid? Sqwak, sqwak, sqwak!!!!hehehehehe

[lauraSchumann]

Booger-- u got me confused with someone else for sure!! Dippin snuff?  Noooosir! No cigarettes for days now and I have lost some weight too since glenrose. I'm gettin in better shape everyday. You wait n see. who's gonna be laughin in ardmore??? Hmmmmmm.

[gbacres]

Snuff, that is just gross..............Booder you better watch out. 


Shannon, congrats on your new truck................I wish I could have seen  you and Cait............Hmmmm, ...........................

[barl5]

Thanks, GBA. It's like her other truck except just a year newer but she likes it and I guess that is what counts.