An American, a Russian, and a blonde are sitting around talking.
The Russian states, "We were the first out in space!"
The American replies, "Well we were the first on the moon!"
To which the blonde says, "Well, me and some friends will be the first on the sun!!"
The Russian and American look at each other, and the Russian says, "You know the sun is too hot to land on right?"
The blonde looks at him and says, "Duh silly! We are going at night!!!"