Tell Me this won't Happen to us....MY BF sent this to me!

[majc353]

My 50th B-day is coming soon and my best friend just turned 50 (we have been friends since we were in bellys together)


Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over
          the years, they had shared all kinds of activities  and
          adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to
                meeting a few times a week to play cards .

          One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the
            other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me ... I know
            we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't
            think of your name! I've thought And thought, but I
          can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is...

          Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she
          just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How
                        soon do you need to know?'

                    TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

[trickyricky]

LOL Very funny!!!!! 

[Bob Gould]

Yep pretty funny, Reminds me of some I know. Can't remember their name though

[majc353]

you mean my best friend -  ugghhh  whats her name?

[Bob Gould]

You know what's her name

[Bob Gould]

One elderly couple is visiting another for supper. The two women go into the kitchen for a moment, leaving the men to talk.
 
One of the men says to the other, "The Mrs. and I went to the nicest restaurant last night."
 
"Is that right?" the other inquires, "What was it called?"
 
"That's just it," he replies "I can't recall. Say, what's the name of that red flower that has thorns all over it?"
 
"A rose?" he responds.
 
"YEAH, THAT'S IT!" he says energetically.
 
He then whirls around and yells into the kitchen, "Hey, Rose! What was the name of that restaurant we went to last night!?"

[majc353]

THats even better - maybe we should have a weekly series of "OLD PEOPLE " jokes!