Found some funny ones....
1. if u think taco bell is a mexican fone company
2. if u have ever used your ironing board as a buffet table
3. if u have an above ground pool and u fish in it
4. if u have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say cool whip on the side
5. if u are walking your dog and u both use the tree on the corner
6. if u have four pairs of bluejeans and two squerells hanging on a clothes line
7. if ur kid gets hit by a car and looks better in the outcome
8. if ur two year old has more teeth than you do
9. if another expired license plate means something else to hang up in the living room
10. if ur dog passes gas and u claim it
11. if u think fast food is hitting a deer and 75 miles an hour
12. if ur neighbors think ur a secret agent cuz a cop always brings u home
13. if ur wife says im game and u shoot her
