Delbert and his last wife are getting ready for bed. his wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my rear is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"
She turns to Delbert and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"
He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
Delbert's Quote Of The Week: "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
