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Delbert and the Blondes
« on: February 12, 2005, 10:47:55 AM »

Delbert was having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional triathlete and body builder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2," weighs 220 pounds, and she is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6'5", weighs 250 pounds, and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

Delberty thinks about it a second and says: "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

Delbert's Quote of the week: "It's true that money talks the only thing mine says is goodbye"
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I will either find a way or make one.  "Can't lives on Won't street."

Let us be reminded of what Captain John Parker told his army at Lexington Green, the place where the War for Independence began in 1775. He said, “Stand your ground. Don’t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here.