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Offline Tamet Gould

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$1000 parrot
« on: February 12, 2005, 10:52:20 AM »

Delbert now has a $1000 parrot who talks and man does he talk. It talks day
and night non-stop. The problem is when it talks it could make a sailor
blush. Delbert tries everything he can think of to stop it from cussin' he
even threatens the birds life. I can't print the bird's answer but it was
the last straw for Delbert takes Parrot throws him in the freezer. As first
it dosen't stop the bird from it's cussing but after a few minutes it
suddenly stops. Delbert opens the freezer to find a totally different bird.
Starting with "thank you for opening that door kind sir" Delbert takes
parrot out and asks "are you going to stop that cussing bird?" The Parrot
answers "anything you say sir, and by the way what happened to the chicken.
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I will either find a way or make one.  "Can't lives on Won't street."

Let us be reminded of what Captain John Parker told his army at Lexington Green, the place where the War for Independence began in 1775. He said, “Stand your ground. Don’t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here.