Well that parrot didn't stop cussin' for long, in no time it was back into
it's old habbits. Delbert thought about the day he when he was 21 and walked
into his mama's house cussin' up a storm. And he remembered how slapped he
upside the head so hard that if you'd be there you'd thought you were
watching a scene from the Exorist, and today he still talks out of one side
of his mouth. Anyway He decided to send the parrot to her in hopes she could
get it to stop. So Delbert goes to the Vet to get something to make the bird
sleep. Cause after the deal with the freezer he could get the bird inside of
so much as the bathroom. Delbert wanted the parrot to be a suprise so he
dosen't tell his mama about it. SO Delbert gave the drugs to the parrot and
packs it up and send it off. Two weeks later Delbert calls his mother And
says " what'd you think of that a parrot
I sent you. His Mama Answers "I thought It was awful small and boney but I
guess it tasted Ok".
