One Night my dad picked Delbert walking down the road. My dad asked
"what"s wrong with your car?" Delbert says "It stopped runnin'" Then my
dad asked "oh yeah, do you know why it quit running?" "There was water in the
carburetor." answers Delbert "There's water in the carburetor, where's
your car?" Asked my dad. Delbert replied, "In the lake."
My Dad asked "Delbert what were you doing at the lake at this time of night?"
Delbert said a few of his buddys were teaching him how to swim by throwing him
into the lake. Dad said, 'Delbert, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
Delbert's Tip Of The Week: Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
