My Dad once told me "The closest Delbert ever got to a 4.0 in school was his
blood alcohol content." Needless to say Delbert has been involved in many wreaks
over the years. Once a policeman arrived at the scene of one of Delbert's accidents
in which his car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks
Delbert, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" Delbert responds. "I'm not a lawyer!"
When the officer asked Delbert for his license Delbert replies: "I can't reach my
license unless you hold my beer". Delbert seems to live in his little world.
But it's OK...everybody knows him there.
Delbert's Quote Of The Week: "Why ARE Trix only for kids?"
