A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car.
"What are those for?" she asked.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer requested.
So he got out the swords and started juggling them, first three,
then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back
putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
Just then Delbert passed by. Delbert does a double take at the cop and the
juggler, and said, "My God! Look at the drinking test they're giving now."
Delbert's tip Of The Week: I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
