Delbert was quiet a drinker. At one time Delbert was staggering down
the main street of town. He managed to make it to a cathedral, up the
stairs, and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew until
he finally made his way into a confessional. A priest had seen him
enter and watched his stumbling efforts and decided that Delbert might
need some help. The priest entered his own side of the confessional,
but Delbert didn't say anything. After a lengthy silence, the priest
finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno...," Delbert slurred from the other side of the partition.
"You got any toilet paper on your side?"
Delbert's Quote Of The Week: "Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes?
After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things, right?"
