Once Delbert was pulled over for speeding the officer asked "what's the hurry"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic." replies Delbert "Yes, I know
there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are."
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red,
have you been drinking?" Delbert responded with,
"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Delbert's tip of the week: If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
