Debert who smelled like beer sat down on a bus seat next to a priest.
The Deblert's clothes were stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn
coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes
Delbert turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too
much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with
prostitutes and lack of bath."
"Well, I'll be darned," Delbert muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".
Delbert's Quote Of the Week: "Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don't have to live with women?" rofl
