I know I've told you Delbert wasn't real bright my dad always said
"Delbert had a photographic memory he just didn't have any film."
here's a example of just how dumb he was. Delbert was walking down the
road one day when he came across his friend, who was carrying a bag.
Delbert: "Hey Billy Bob, what you got in that bag?"
Billy Bob: "In this bag here I got me chickens."
Delbert: "I sure like chickens. I bet you if I guess how many chickens
you got in that bag you give me one."
Billy Bob: "Delbert, if you guess how many chickens I got in this bag,
I'll give you both of them." Delbert: "Uhhh...four?" I've been told that
Delbert worked on the road crew for a while that's why when you drive
through Arkansas and see a road crew working there's one man working
and four watching.
Delbert's Quote Of the Week: "Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
