Delbert was married many times over the years. He spawned many children. I guess you heard the saying "apples don't fall far from the tree". Delbert's family is the reason they coined that phrase. Anyway Delbert walked into a dentist's office one day and asked the dentist how much it would cost to extract his wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist said.
"Why that's a ridiculous amount," Delbert replied. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist said, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock it down to about sixty dollars."
"That's still too expensive for me," Delbert complained.
"Okay," the dentist tried, "if I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging twenty dollars."
Delbert moaned, "It's still too much for me."
The dentist scratched his head. "Hm," says the dentist, scratching his head.
"If I let one of my students do it for the experience,
I suppose I could charge you just ten dollars."
"Wonderful!" says Delbert. "Book my wife for next Tuesday!"
Delbert's Tip Of the Week: "Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?" :!
