Once a bum asks Delbert for two dollars.
Delbert tells him, "If I give you money, will you buy booze?"
The bum answers, "No."
Then Delbert wonders, "Well, will you gamble it away?"
The bum says, "No."
Finally Delbert asks, "Then will you come home with me so my wife
can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble.
Delbert's Quote Of the Week: "I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was always" >PEACE<
