One day, Delbert's wife called the hospital very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. the doctor quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. the doctor told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.
This is a true story only the names have been changed.
Delbert's Tip of the Week: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
