A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. Delbert turned to a minister who was sitting behind him and said, "You're a man of God. Can't you do something about this?" He replied, "Sorry, I can't. I'm in sales, not management."
Delbert's Tip Of the Week:"Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?"
