Delbert walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Delbert said, "Shingles." So she took down his name,address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Delbert what he had Delbert said, "Shingles." So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Delbert to wait in the examining
room. A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Delbert said, "Shingles." So she gave Delbert a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, gave him a small vial and told
Delbert to leave a urine specimen, and then take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford, standing naked,
what he had. Delbert said, "Shingles." The doctor said, "Where?" Delbert said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
Delbert's Tip Of the Week: Only dead fish go with the flow.
