A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the diver's window, and asked Delbert if he knew why he was pulled over.
"No," Delbert replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained.
"But I did slow down!" Delbert argued. The cop shook his head. "You are required to stop. That's why they're called stop signs." Delbert started to get belligerent. "Stop, slow down -- what the heck's the difference?"
The cop pulled out his baton. "I can show you. I'm going to start hitting you with my baton. You tell me if you want me to stop or slow down.
Delbert's tip of the week:"If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?"
