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Delbert Wins
« on: February 12, 2005, 12:14:23 PM »

Delbert goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on his coffee cup.
So he peels it off and starts yelling, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
But Delbert keeps yelling, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Sir, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
Delbert says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
He hands the ticket to the manager and he reads... " W I N A B A G E L "
Delbert's Tip Of the Week: If all is not lost, where is it?

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I will either find a way or make one.  "Can't lives on Won't street."

Let us be reminded of what Captain John Parker told his army at Lexington Green, the place where the War for Independence began in 1775. He said, “Stand your ground. Don’t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here.