Delbert goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on his coffee cup.
So he peels it off and starts yelling, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
But Delbert keeps yelling, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Sir, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
Delbert says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
He hands the ticket to the manager and he reads... " W I N A B A G E L "
Delbert's Tip Of the Week: If all is not lost, where is it?