Delbert was regularly coming home drunk, so his wife Jill hatched a plan to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night she dressed up as a devil and hid behind a tree to catch him on his way home. When her husband came staggering down the sidewalk, she jumped out in her red horns and forked tail and pointed her pitchfork at him. "Who are you?" Delbert asked. "I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me then!" he said. "I married your sister!"
Delbert's tip of the week:"If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?"
