Dear Johnny,
As you know I am starting you get older and going out to start the mower for your stepmother just because she don't have the strenght just plain wears me out. No only that but the noise keeps me from hearing the TV.
So I finally did it today I found a riding mower at a garbage sale up the street for $.50. Not only the is don't cost nothin for gas and I don't have to worry about taking your stepmothers walker out to her. She can ride it right up to the door.
I have included a picture for you to look at.
Your Dad