A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little
boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest,
said, "I am a Father" The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear
his collar like that". The priest looked up from his book and
answered, "I am the Father of many". The boy said, "My Dad has 4
boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that
way". The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of
hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat
quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you
should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar".
