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Offline Bob Gould

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Delbert and his brother
« on: March 29, 2005, 09:36:23 AM »
Delbert and his buddy are in a car they drive right through a red light.

"Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said Delbert.

They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through another stop light.

"You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!" screamed the nervous passenger.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," repeated Delbert.

Moments later, they approached a green light and they came to a halting stop.

"Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious passenger.

Delbert turned and said, "Because my brother might be coming!"
This came to me while chopping wood the other day. You've heard don't sweat the small stuff. I say save it for later and use it for kindling

Offline Rita Barnett

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Re: Delbert and his brother
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2005, 09:39:15 AM »
Thats for people that live in a small town!

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Re: Delbert and his brother
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2005, 02:25:23 PM »
Our stoplights and signs are like that. Seems like nobody stops,  (hi there)well I stop,  <:)but nobody else. <IMSOMAD>

8,000 population town, you'd think we could touch the brakes a little. (woohoo)
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