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Offline Pam Cantwell

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The corniest jokes......listed here.....
« on: June 09, 2005, 05:24:51 PM »
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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“When the government fears the people, you have liberty.  When the people fear the government, you have tyranny.”  ~Thomas Jefferson.

Offline Pam Cantwell

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Re: The corniest jokes......listed here.....
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2005, 05:25:51 PM »
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
" Well, It's Not Unusual."
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Offline Pam Cantwell

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Re: The corniest jokes......listed here.....
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2005, 05:27:07 PM »
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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Offline Pam Cantwell

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Re: The corniest jokes......listed here.....
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2005, 05:28:20 PM »
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Offline Bob Gould

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Re: The corniest jokes......listed here.....
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2005, 07:03:47 PM »
Pam are you running a fever?
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This came to me while chopping wood the other day. You've heard don't sweat the small stuff. I say save it for later and use it for kindling

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Re: The corniest jokes......listed here.....
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2005, 11:53:37 AM »
3 drunks walked into a bar, 1 ducked
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Offline Rita Barnett

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Re: The corniest jokes......listed here.....
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2005, 09:37:40 PM »
Ok  for a really dirty   A white horse fell in the mud?   <(::)>
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