July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX

[Rita Barnett]

Doc may not be there but I will    both days   Its going to be hard  I may be lost without her!

[Corky Barder]

We'll take "good" care of you....stang!!   

 Spppittt

De$try

[Corky Barder]

Hey Capt. Jack,,,,,   call the office   817-563-7225.   

These contestants need some of the fancy barrels to run around.   

De$try

[doc o lena bar]

You guys do that..... Take good care of mustang..... She'll have you all rolling  <CRYING> <CRYING> when its all said and done rofl rofl.....  I'm gonna miss getting to see ya'll, but I bet I can make up for it at Glen Rose.  You know me, I'm sheltered.... remember......Ya'll will be wanting to get rid of me as soon as I show up.  

Thats why I'm camping out.

Capt Jack, thanks for coming to my defense.  These people are being mean to me.  I am not a lush.  As a matter of fact I have never picked up a drink in my life........ rofl  Well, I'm not a heavey drinker........

 

[ITDASH]

You guys do that..... Take good care of mustang..... She'll have you all rolling  <CRYING> <CRYING> when its all said and done rofl rofl.....  I'm gonna miss getting to see ya'll, but I bet I can make up for it at Glen Rose.  You know me, I'm sheltered.... remember......Ya'll will be wanting to get rid of me as soon as I show up.  

Thats why I'm camping out.

Capt Jack, thanks for coming to my defense.  These people are being mean to me.  I am not a lush.  As a matter of fact I have never picked up a drink in my life........ rofl  Well, I'm not a heavey drinker........

 

 am I going to have to drag the Stephenvile pics back out again ??   
  and dont worry  we will take great care of mustang I may even find another golf cart to give her rides on !!!  <KICK YOUR>

[Capt Jack]

Bring the pictures...yes....yes...are any snaps undone?

[Corky Barder]

Careful what you ask for Capt Jack, I have seen some of those pictures and some of them are rather  <IMSOMAD> (XXX). 

Hey Itdash...looks like we may have golf carts at Glen Rose...you interested

[ITDASH]

count me in I still have all my purple  shiney fringe left over from OKC thanks to mustang !!!

[Capt Jack]

Having been a sailor since I was 17, I have been around the world more times than I can count, been to exotic places, lived in exotic places and thought I had seen it all...until I met Lisa.  What that gal can do with a case of beer and a passed out cowboy, make the dead come alive, bring down thunder (I guess that noise was thunder).  A sailor's dream come true.   BIGKISS <FUR-U>

[ITDASH]

but the question is will you actually ride in a golf cart with me      /\\

[Capt Jack]

Yes, I can see us now, speeding down the fairway, you with your hair streaming out behind, I, with a twinkle in my eye.  You shouting encouragement to all the golfers as we run them down...."get out of the way you stupid man...crunch...another good man gone... /\\

[Bob Gould]

 rofl

[ITDASH]

Yes, I can see us now, speeding down the fairway, you with your hair streaming out behind, I, with a twinkle in my eye.  You shouting encouragement to all the golfers as we run them down...."get out of the way you stupid man...crunch...another good man gone... /\\

you must play on different courses than I do  Ihave yet to find a good man to run over on  a  fairway  thus my great skill in running the not so desireable ones
 down  <KICK YOUR> , of corse I have also been known to practice on unsuspecting trash cans in alleyways or the trick shot of the rear end colision seems to disable a few of the unwary  BB)

[Capt Jack]

I am sorry to say that I posted the true facts of the big wreck over on I-20 on another thread.  ITDASH find and read it and let your adoring public know if there are any mistakes in Capt Jack's true reporting of it. (hi there)

[Capt Jack]

p.s.  It is over on the 5,000 dollar barrel race thingy thread....go look you lovely wench. (or is that witch, I forget the difference between a wench and a witch, sorta forget which is which). <DUMMY ME>