July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX

[Corky Barder]

WARNINIG - The surgeon general has ruled that riding in the golf cart may be hazardous to your health, not to mention your reputation.  Test on laboratory rats has shown these rats to get whiplash, wet from when she spills her drink while trying to light her cigarette while talking on the phone in the middle of a left hand turn.  If you decide to ignore the warnings of the Surgeon General and ride with her anyway.....well, it's been nice knowing you!!!

[ITDASH]

WARNINIG - The surgeon general has ruled that riding in the golf cart may be hazardous to your health, not to mention your reputation.  Test on laboratory rats has shown these rats to get whiplash, wet from when she spills her drink while trying to light her cigarette while talking on the phone in the middle of a left hand turn.  If you decide to ignore the warnings of the Surgeon General and ride with her anyway.....well, it's been nice knowing you!!!

arent you supposed to be doing some high falutin  adminastrative duties or somethng ??  :*

[Corky Barder]

I didn't think you could get any higher falutin than surgeon general!!! <ROCKON>

[Capt Jack]

Foolish me, I though the Captain would be driving due to the fact that she (and you know of whom we speak) might have to feed the fishes (a sailor term meaning get rid of the BBQ and Beer) all over the golfing dudes.  What is 'puke' in spanish Lisa?  I  know you know and dont tell me it is the same as in German. Barrrrff. <DUMMY ME>

[ITDASH]

well seeing as how my trips to  mexico always seem to be cut short by the  oh so annoying federalies I have yet to learn spanish  but in redneck we just refer to RALPH AND EARL

[Capt Jack]

Yes, they do get touchie over there.  I think it is all the teqila they dont get to drink while you are there depleting the supply.  Purple barrls still sound great to me.  Perhaps we could fix a 'big boy' to one of them and have an additional prize for the one who can catch it in her teeth while rounding the barrel at fifty miles per hour.  Good Ideas abound. :*

[ITDASH]

it would be a clean new one right ??  BB)

[Capt Jack]

Well, a new one is expensive.  Would you settle for a well washed one?  I know where I can get one of those. <DUMMY ME>

[ITDASH]

there is no such thing as a well washed one its either been there and done that or it hasnt PERIOD  roflmao

[Capt Jack]

Ah ha.  What about one that has been well washed and DYED PURPLE. Can't resist that one, can ya? /\\

[Corky Barder]

OK, Lisa.....the surprise has just doubled, maybe even tripled.....

You are going to be in such hog heaven, your gonna feel right at home. (hi there)

[Capt Jack]

Oink, oink Spppittt

[ITDASH]

have I mentioned I love BBq Pork ribs??

[Andie Guess]

Y'all are making me want to come. :yes: :yes: i am hearing all this good stuff and dang it sounds too good :yes: :yes: Well washed purple and green stuff  (woohoo) (woohoo) how about AMBER colored or just plain old dark brown with a bite?  <HIC> As that saying in Mexico (who knows)They say MUCHO CERVEZA in TEJAS /\\ For the inebriated masses, you have been warned to avoid golf carts driven by barrelracers.
Tequila is a good thing to stay away from if you want to walk back to your trailer. <EXCUSE ME?>

[Capt Jack]

Well, I will tell you for sure that Lisa is gonna' have to walk or crawl back to her trailer cause I doubt if I could carry her 10 feet before my back broke.. My name is Capt Jack not Speedy. <()>